There is no one who actually reads the first blog post. You and I both know that. So why do you insist on continuing?
I mean, hey – I’m honoured, but perhaps you’re looking for some witty banter. I’m terribly sorry to disappoint.
Perhaps you’re looking for an insightful commentary on a recent news issue… but considering this first blog post, written mainly as a placeholder, by necessity is written well in advance, I’m disappointing you again.
I’m all about bringing value. So in the interest of bringing value, here’s the best piece of advice I can give you… just stop reading now.
OK. You’re still here.
Perhaps you weren’t paying any attention. That’s a bad habit, you know. I mean, what if I had fantastic, insightful knowledge that could have revolutionized your life. You weren’t paying attention though… you missed it.
In fact, just by continuing to read this shows you’re simply not that much of an ‘attention to detail’ type person. So really – there’s nothing you can gain here. Check in later. Go read some of the other posts. Just don’t continue reading here.
Wow. You don’t give up easily, do you.
Remind me to refer you to a great book, called “There’s a Monster at the End of this Book.” It stars that action hero of Sesame Street programming, “Grover.”
I think you’d like it.