I’m sure we’ve all seen the pictures of what a cruise ship looks like when it hits a rock off the coast of Tuscany…

At the time I’m writing this, the share price for Carnival Cruise Lines is down 17%.  That’s quite a tumble.

There are quite a bit of black and white reasons for such a kick in the face.  The loss of revenue from future cruises while this particular ship is recovered and restored will be significant, to be sure.  Heck, recovery costs alone could costs millions upon millions of dollars.

But there’s a different cost here, and it’s one that Costa, the cruise operator, is going to have to deal with for years and years.  The Captain, Francesco Schettino, has been charged with multiple counts of manslaughter and abandoning the ship before all the passengers were rescued.

Seriously?  Does that even happen?  It boggles me that someone could assume the responsibility for thousands of lives and then have the audacity to waltz off a still floating ship.

That cavalier attitude towards responsibility and stewardship is toxic to public opinion.  Toxic.  And it should be.

Bad things happen, to really good organizations, each and every day.  In fact, REALLY bad things can happen:

Compare the two stories – they’re essentially similar except for one crucial detail…

US: Experienced crew has an accident, crashes their vehicle.
Costa: Experienced crew has an accident, crashes their vehicle.

US: All survived, several minor injuries.
Costa: Most people survive, a handful of fatalities, but thousands of people on board.

US: Rescue crews had to forcibly remove the Captain from the plane after the crew risked their own lives to manage an evacuation.
Costa: Captain bails out, leaving a sloppy evacuation horror story in his wake.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it now, and I know I’m going to end up saying it again.  But there’s a reason for that: it’s because it’s worth repeating.  “Life is not about what happens, it’s how you react to those events.”

And now how we all know how Costa cruise ship captains react to those events,  we’ll see what it does for their long term credibility.

What do you think?  I’m really interested in knowing.  In fact, I’m running a poll on my facebook page: What’s worse for public trust – beaching an ocean liner, or having the Captain bail out?  Come on over and vote now.

Is social media heralding the invention of a brave new world?  Some would have you think so.  There are a lot of people who make good money ‘making social media work for you.’  Remember – be scared, be careful, be in awe of new technology… etc.

Newest example: three staffers in US Congressman Rick Larsen’s office were fired after their tweets revealed “A December to Remember” (hashtag #D2R). Two male and one female staffers were canned after tweets revealed plans to arrive at the office drunk, continue drinking, and essentially party away December.

Now, the knee jerk reaction from some is to point the finger at Twitter.  “See – social media is the harbinger of doom!  It’s a brave new world!”  But I want to quickly point out:  Social media did not get them fired.  Being IDIOTS got them fired.

I get the distinct impression that if you’re stupid enough to drink your month away while working for a politician, you’re going to find ways to get yourself fired.  The fact it was via Twitter is entirely incidental.

I’m a little disappointed that the three of them didn’t invent an entirely new way of highlighting their idiocy to the world.

“We got through this once before, we’ll do it again”

When it’s scared of being eaten, there’s a story that an ostrich will stick its head in the sand, convincing itself that it is invisible. We laugh at such frail logic, but many of us are guilty of doing exactly the same thing.

My most recent case study: I’m writing this post on a flight from Las Vegas, Nevada. I was speaking to the International Council of Air Shows on the importance of risk and crisis communication training, (especially since an accident in Reno, Nevada several months ago.)

While I was in Nevada, I visited the Hoover Dam, and saw several search and rescue helicopters. When I returned to the hotel later that evening, I got a series of frantic phone calls: “A sightseeing helicopter has gone down near Lake Mead. Five people are presumed dead, are you available to help?”

I assured my caller that I was, in fact, not only available, but conveniently, already in the area. I hung up the phone to await further instructions. The phone rang an hour later with “They think they’re going to be OK. They’ve been through this before.”

This particular helicopter company (and no, I won’t name names, that would be impolite) suffered a fatal accident in 2003. The accident was blamed on pilot error and unsafe procedures. The company managed to “skate by” then and feels they can do so again.

(I concede this may appear like sour grapes, but please understand – while I was happy to help, I was also more than happy to return home. I’m relieved not to miss my son’s fourth birthday.)

The microscope any company survives under has grown stronger in the last four years, much less the last nine. Thinking you can survive an accident by running away, like you did nine years ago, shows incredible naiveté.

Online communities like Yelp and Trip Advisor resurrect the bad with the good. In any hyper-competitive environment, if you’re not controlling bad news on your agenda, your enemies will be doing it for you.

Major business errors (like critical accidents) are like scabs. Over time they lose their sensitivity, but if the scab is ripped off, the wound becomes sensitive again. It is BECAUSE this particular company has a history that the newest accident will become a much larger crisis – if they choose to ignore it. Their old scabs will be ripped off and the wounds and errors will be on display.

This is a golden opportunity to seize control of the narrative. Visibly express profound grief and sadness at the loss of customers and the loss of an employee. (That’s not being manipulative, that’s simply being human.)

Over several days, as details come out, be open and honest with what went wrong, and address the hot buttons on your terms. Explain a) how sad you now, and were nine years ago, b) what policies you changed in response to that incident, c) how these two accidents are different, and d) what new changes you will be making in response.

In short, be a caring, responsive company that cares deeply about the safety of your passengers and employees. This incident is profoundly upsetting and you will stop at nothing to prevent it from happening again.

If you do this while being authentic, public sentiment turns from anger to empathetic grief. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but manageable.

What is NOT manageable are scores of scared future customers reading online reviews from every angry customer in your past. When you allow public sentiment to stay on ‘angry,’ you open the door for people to seek revenge on a cold-hearted company that clearly doesn’t care about safety.

I use a really simple metric about releasing bad news. Will people find out about this? And if they will, do I want them finding out about it from me, or from someone else?

It’s hard to communicate effectively if your head is covered with sand.

Unreal.

All you need to know about this story is the lead sentence:  “OTTAWA — A voluntary recall has been issued for all Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars, imported from Pakistan.”

Anything I add at this point can not possibly be any funnier, any more ironic, or ‘hold your face in your hands’ worthy.

Oh wait – here it is.  “In other news, investigators are also announcing a voluntary recall on “Kellogg’s Factory Floor Mystery Crunch cereal.”

In many ways, it’s self-explanatory – ignoring your customers isn’t the best idea.  Yet it’s shocking how many organizations continue to charge down the hallways of business wearing a blindfold.

Many of you will be familiar with the infamous Domino’s Pizza debacle.  A number of employees posted youtube videos of rather disgusting behaviour, which became a viral Internet sensation.  It took three days before Domino’s smartened up, discovered what was happening, and was able to respond.   But give Domino’s credit – at least they chose to respond.

The newest case of ludicrous behaviour comes to us from NAS (North American Sports) – the owners of  “Ironman Canada.”  The Canadian Ironman race is typical of a big name triathlon– over 3,000 entrants who pay over $600 each to swim, bike and run through Penticton, British Columbia.

NAS outsources the registration of its races to a company which was unaware that the British Columbia Provincial Government has recently changed its taxation laws.  Somehow,  3,000 people signed up for an “Ironman” race without being charged the proper amount of sales tax.

When NAS recognized the error last weekend, they sent an email to all registrants, on the Friday of the US Thanksgiving weekend.  In the interest of accuracy, I’ve reproduced it here:

Dear Subaru Ironman Canada Entrant,

As many of you may be aware, effective July 1, 2010 British Columbia moved to a harmonized provincial and federal sales tax at a combined rate of 12%. This has been a controversial and confusing tax change but it is the law and therefore must be collected on all sale of goods and services. Unfortunately when your entry to the 2011 Subaru Ironman Canada was processed through Active, HST was not collected on the entry fee. This has recently been brought to our attention and we are obligated to collect that tax.

To that end, the credit card that you used to enter the race will be charged $69, the amount of the HST on the entry fee. We will begin processing the charges on Monday, November 29th and these will be complete by December 10th. Should you wish to have this charge applied to a different credit card or if the one you used to enter has expired, please contact our athlete services center at admin@nasports.com or 877-377-2373. We apologize for this error and any inconvenience it may cause.

And then hell broke loose. A number of online forums effectively exploded , while both the “Ironman” and “Ironman Canada” Facebook pages started receiving postings from upset customers.  Customers were furious that they weren’t consulted, that their credit cards were going to be charged without permission, and there was widespread confusion over how NAS came up with the $69 figure.

How did NAS respond?  They didn’t.

Because the customers were ignored, the fury continued unabated Saturday and Sunday.  By Monday, the online dialogue had changed.  It was no longer “How dare they do this?” but “Why won’t they talk to us?”

Even the irate triathletes were getting in on the action, suggesting ways NAS could have brokered the news.  Had NAS responded right away on Monday with a  “Folks, we hear you.  We are sorry.  Clearly, you are upset.  Please give us 24 hours to work this out?” chances are good all could be forgiven.

So, on Monday, how did NAS respond?  They didn’t.

No – the questions remained unanswered. And since they were being ignored, the online discussions turned to talk of class action lawsuits and mass protests.

At the end of day Tuesday, NAS finally sent out an email, but it, too, was woefully inadequate – ignoring a number of the very concerns being raised by racers.   Facing revolt, Ironman has announced that the $69 additional charge would be ‘voluntary.’  Not surprisingly, a large number of the ‘ignored’ athlete customers have announced they have no intention of paying the fee. This could leave NAS with a $210,000 shortfall.

Folks, the lesson here is crystal clear.  If NAS had come out initially with a message like this, it’s a different story:

“Hey, folks – we screwed up.  We screwed up big, and we feel awful about it.  Here’s what happened.  The Provincial Government has changed the rules regarding taxation.  As a result, we have determined that the race fee needs to go up by $69.   We don’t like it either but we’re forced to submit it.

We’re going to give you two choices – if you can pay the $69, great.  We appreciate it, and feel bad.  In fact, we’re going to give you a coupon for half-price Ironman Merchandise on race day.  If you don’t want to pay the $69, please let us know and we will happily refund your race fees.

Again, please accept our apologies.  Let us know what you want us to do, and please rest assured we are reviewing our procedures to ensure this doesn’t happen again.

Right away, half the fury evaporates. But even more importantly – if they had bothered to stick around and respond to concerns raised immediately after distributing bad news, the rest of the fury would have evaporated as well.  People may not have liked it, but they would be far more understanding and forgiving.

Now, NAS is paying out $210,000, and has managed to infuriate its customer base at the same time. And why?  Primarily, because they did not bother to respond to their customers.

And you know what is incredibly sad? As of right now, NAS has STILL not bothered to respond to any of the comments or questions posted on the Ironman Canada facebook page.

Pay attention to your stakeholders.  Find out where they talk to each other and meet them there.  It’s just common sense and smart business.

OK.  I’m tired.

In the last few months, suffice it to say it’s been a whirlwind.  Spent part of June and July on an extended vacation through the Netherlands and Italy.  It was lovely.  Would I ever do it again?  Heck no.

Let me assure you, for those of you who haven’t been gifted with progeny, that what sounds like a charming trip through rustic castles and classic culture takes on an ENTIRELY different sheen when you’re traveling with a two year old.  Netherlands and Italy were wonderful – visiting them with a toddler, not so much.

I’ll spare you details.  Trust me – you’re better off.

Spent August bouncing around Western Canada, doing some client work in Edmonton, and deciding that it would be a good idea to run for City Council in my hometown of Kitchener, Ontario, Canada.

Wow.  Yes – that was a crazy ride.  I can summarize that with “raised a ton, spent even more, ran my butt off, worked hard… and on October 25, came up 85 votes shy.”  What do you do?

All of my campaigning was interrupted in early October when I received a phone call from an old client… a friend of his was in trouble.  I picked up the phone, called the friend in Britain… and found myself on a KLM flight to Kilimanjaro, Tanzania less than 24 hours later to deal with a hot air ballooning fatality.

So I’ve learned a ton, had the opportunity to implement some radical new communication technologies, and literally been halfway across the globe.  But in the process, my blog has fallen down.

I’m sorry.  But I’m back now.  :)

I was at an event yesterday and was asked an interesting question.  Paraphrased, it was essentially,  “What do you do when your enemies don’t like what you have to say?”  My answer was brief and immediate.  “Welcome it.”

Far too often, we get in trouble by attempting to be all things to all people.   And the reason we get into trouble is really quite simple – it never works.

A very wise man once gave me his theory of audience diversification.  Take any contentious issue, and you can split your universe into five “S’s.

• Supporters -   Your friends through thick and thin.  2% of the audience.
• Sympathizers.  Mostly supportive, but occasionally not impressed by you or your conduct.5  % of the audience.
• Straddlers.  Don’t know you, don’t care about you, don’t care about the issue.  End of story.  A whopping 86% of the audience.
• Skeptics – Don’t like you, but will, on rare occasion, back you up.  5% of the audience.
• Splenetics.  Dedicated to “venting their spleen on you.”  No matter what you say or do, they will hate you.  Approximately 2% of the audience.

We spend all our time with the two folks at the opposite ends of the spectrum – the supporters, because they’re comfortable.  And the splenetics, simply because they make the most noise.  And why are we wasting our time trying to win over the splenetics?  It’s because far too often, people confuse volume with importance.

Just because a television camera shows up at your door demanding an answer doesn’t mean you have to supply the answer they’re looking for.  Simply because an angry activist group stages a protest doesn’t mean you have to respond to the allegations in a way that satisfies them.  Your job is to satisfy the supporters (easy), the sympathizers (still easy), the straddlers (sort of easy, depending on whether they care), and the skeptics (much tougher – but far simpler than talking to a splenetic.)

In other words – respond THROUGH splenetics, don’t respond TO splenetics.

Case in point – a man in Britain claims religious discrimination because he is asked to remove his hood.  His claim – as a member of the Church of Jedi, he is required to wear a headcovering at all times.  You read that correctly – the Church of Jedi.  For those who are unfamiliar – Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader of Star Wars fame were both “Jedi Knights.”

Most people would assume (correctly, I may add) that becoming a member of the Church of Jedi is roughly equivalent to serving under GI-Joe, or legally changing your name to “Barbie.”  You can handle this in one of two ways.

• Example one:  A job centre issued a public apology to the ‘offended individual.’  They took a splenetic and tried to give him what he wanted.  Regardless, he announced he is still planning on suing them. Total communications victory points?  Zero.
• Example two:  Tesco Supermarkets spoke THROUGH an offended Jedi and publicly said “Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.  If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they’ll miss lots of special offers.” Total communications victory points?  Lots.  Plus, come on now – it’s funny.  You and I are now discussing Tesco.  As a complete “straddler” on the Jedi issue, I’m now a Tesco Sympathizer.

A point to remember – ignoring your enemy by speaking through them is NOT the same thing as not responding.  One requires a deft touch, a thick skin, and the ability to withstand criticism.  But simply ignoring an issue requires a good liability lawyer or a bankruptcy specialist.

Obviously, not responding implies the problem will eventually ‘go away.’  A media vacuum isn’t going to simply ‘go away.’  After all, your enemy splenetics started this fight – they are more than happy to continue it.   Why let them continue to score free points at your expense?

It comes down to this – if people are going to be talking about you, you want them to be doing it on YOUR terms – not theirs.  Counter a splenetics point by talking through them.  Then hold on and get ready for the hair pulling and gnashing of teeth that will inevitably follow.

Remember the poor folks at Hybrid Turkeys?

Sure… back in October, it was a rough week.  Just when they thought they could lift their head up…  just as things were starting to calm down, what happens?

Drudge decides, for some inexplicable reason, to run the headline, again.

The screenshot below is from the December 1st Drudge Report, taken at approximately 11:30 am.  The headline links to an old Reuters story from October so either it was an administrative error by Drudge, or for some reason, Matt Drudge thinks old news about sick turkeys is just plain fascinating.

Either way… it just goes to prove that bad news really does stick with you.

In fairness, this isn’t my work. But I overwhelmingly approve of the concept.

Remember Dave Carroll?  Or more importantly – remember “United Breaks Guitars?” I bet United Airlines does – they lost hundreds of millions of dollars in market capitalization after this song became a huge viral hit on Youtube:

‘United Breaks Guitars’ became a veritable anthem for all that is wrong with big, corporate North America, ignoring the ‘normal, everyman.’  It became a microcosm of incredibly poor customer service and corporate arrogance.

Which is why this is just so… awkward?  Tragic?  Funny?  You can’t make up what I’m about to tell you folks:  “On a recent trip to Denver to speak to customer service executives, “this Everyman symbol of the aggrieved traveler was treated, well, like just another customer,” Christine Negroni wrote for The New York Times. “United lost his bag.”

Let me emphasize a point here.  United Airlines LOST the one bag they can’t afford to lose.

Seriously – if I was United Airlines, I’d treat Dave Carroll’s bags with slightly more care than the nuclear football. 

Wow.  Just… wow.  Stand by – I sense a third version of his song in the making.